Representation people would die for.
We focus on getting things right - eventually
Our attorneys are specialized in not only prolonging disputes, but exacerbating matters long enough that our opponents die off. We believe that this approach falls in line with humanities’ advancements as a pursuit predator. Make no mistake - we will, through deep necromancy, outlive our opponents.
Count on it.
Experience beyond comprehension
While some firms tout experience in decades, our team has the combined knowledge of over 600 years through methods which we cannot legally disclose, pursuant to our agreement with the lich emperor himself.
Seriously. We’d have to kill you.
You can rest assured that our representation will likely confuse and alarm anyone who challenges you beyond all mortal reasoning.